Feel Quotes

I love America.

Denis Leary

Tags: Love I Love America

I can't text. My fingers are too big.

Denis Leary

Tags: Too Big Text

I think all priests should be married.

Denis Leary

Tags: Think I Think Should

Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.

Denis Leary

Tags: He Every Actor

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When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.

Denis Leary

Tags: Me Up Stage

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

Denis Leary

Tags: Way Could Father

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

Denis Leary

Tags: More Really Guy

I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.

Denis Leary

Tags: Up Much Any

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

Denis Leary

Tags: Time Funny People

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

Denis Leary

Tags: Get Were Middle

Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America.

Denis Leary

Tags: People Know How

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

Denis Leary

Tags: Great Because Got

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

Denis Leary

Tags: Time Me Love

If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

Denis Leary

Tags: Work You Me

No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.

Denis Leary

Tags: Time About Always

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.

Denis Leary

Tags: Good Movies You

I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory.

Denis Leary

Tags: Good Like Just

The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta, and Chicago.

Denis Leary

Tags: Best Just Country

It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'

Denis Leary

Tags: Family Your Make

People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes!

Denis Leary

Tags: People Out Life

I wanted to be a hockey player. Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used. I was terrible in school and actually said, 'I'm going to be a hockey player.'

Denis Leary

Tags: Up Going Were

You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing.

Denis Leary

Tags: Good Great You

Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction.

Denis Leary

Tags: Women Never Most

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?

Denis Leary

Tags: History Think I Think

I'd love to play in a Red Sox game. It would be so awesome to actually walk out on the field and play, just for one inning. I'd also steal everything I could get my hands on in the clubhouse, which is why they won't let me do it.

Denis Leary

Tags: Me Just Get

Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then some stuff that we came up with in rehearsal, and then we'd have at least one or two takes where we completely went off the script and just flew by the seat of our pants.

Denis Leary

Tags: Movies Like Just